All I Want Today...

...is a paper-mail from the University of Washington that says "Hey, you should come to our law school*," and an e-mail that says "We shipped your god damned laptop."

Come on, I know one of you can pull through today!

Impatience causes me difficulties in life.

* At this point, i'd even take a "Stay the hell out of our law school, peasant!" Knowing what state I'm going to live in once August rolls around would be real nice.